I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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