I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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