nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize
