i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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