I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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