Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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