no, he came in my armpit
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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