I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
