Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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