can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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