I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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