Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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