Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm always down for nudity.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
