In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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