so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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