Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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