If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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