So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
smell my finger.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
