Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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