Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Use "feeling words"
Yay
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
