oh god the rape fog is back!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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