He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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