K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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