I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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