So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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