after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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