my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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