Small penises have feelings too.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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