Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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