I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I see more hoeing in ur future
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