the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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