SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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