going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
These tits shall not be calmed
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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