i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
