That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize
