This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
