so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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