Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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