finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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