too bad you live with your parents still
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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