Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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