i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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