yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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