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(816): View more from Missouri

I miss Bob Barker.

(808): View more from Hawaii

Yeah, more like Douche Carey...

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(816): View more from Missouri

dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine

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(360): View more from Washington

you inspire me to be a worse person

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(760): View more from California

I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.

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(740): View more from Ohio

We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk

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(912): View more from Georgia

Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two

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