I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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