Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize