I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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