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You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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