Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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