A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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