your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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