marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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